Oh hey, it’s you. An exalted soul unlike mere mortals, able to travel into both the future and the past. Aren’t you something? We know someone as transcendent as you, who found the meaning of life and can meditate your way to other planes, freed yourself from material desires long ago.But that doesn’t mean you don’t deserve a sick pair of glasses. Even mystics need a little guidance through life– and protection from harmful UV rays doesn’t hurt either.